By PILÁR AND MICHAEL HATFIELD
 
OH I LIVE ON A MOUNTAIN TOP NEXT DOOR TO A MULE
SOME FOLKS THINK IT’S FUNNY, I REALLY THINK IT’S COOL
EVERY MORNING WHEN HE WAKES ME UP
IT PROVES THAT I’M NO FOOL
CAUSE I LIVE ON A MOUNTAIN TOP NEXT DOOR TO A MULE
OH ONE MORNING I WAS ON MY WAY, ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL
RIDING AROUND & MY BIKE BROKE DOWN, OH WHAT COULD I DO
OUT OF THE BLUE I HEARD A SOUND, I’D NEVER HEARD BEFORE
THERE WAS A MULE AND HE SAID “HOW DO,
I LIVE RIGHT NEXT DOOR. (CHORUS)
HE LOOKED AT ME THROUGH THE BARNYARD FENCE
WITH A CURTSY & A BOW
HE SAID “I’D BE PLEASED TO TAKE YOU THERE
I’LL TAKE YOU THERE RIGHT NOW”
SO DOWN HE WENT AND UP I CLIMBED & OFF WE ROAD AWAY
A GIRL & A MULE ON HER WAY TO SCHOOL
WHAT A LUCKY DAY!
CLIPPITY CLOP, CLIPPITY CLOP
THANK YOU MISTER MULE
CLIPPITY CLOP, CLIPPITY CLOP
I’M ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL
ON TE TRAIL WE PASSED OUR FRIENDS, SUZY & LOUISE
& THEN WE SAW OLD GERI MAC
SHE WAS WALKING HER PEKINESE
WITH A BUMP & A THUMP AND A CLICKETY CLACK
WE FLEW DOWN THROUGH THE TREES
I HOLD ON TIGHT WITH ALL MY MIGHT
MY PIG TALES IN THE BREEZE (CHORUS)
AS WE GALLOPED PAST THE GATE
I HEARD THE SCHOOL BELL CHIME
I WASN’T SURE IF I WAS LATE
BUT WE MADE IT JUST ON TIME
WITH A KISS & A WAVE I SAID GOODBYE
& THANK YOU MISTER MULE
& HE REPLED WITH A WINK & A NOD
“I’LL SEE YOU AFTER SCHOOL” (CHORUS)
 
RAINBOW OF FRIENDS 
PRODUCED BY PILÁR AND MICHAEL HATFIELD