By PILAR AND MICHAEL HATFIELD
 
OH I LIVE ON A MOUNTAIN TOP NEXT DOOR TO A MULE
SOME FOLKS THINK IT’S FUNNY, BUT I REALLY THINK IT’S COOL
EVERY MORNING WHEN HE WAKES ME UP
IT PROVES THAT I’M NO FOOL
‘CAUSE I LIVE ON A MOUNTAIN TOP NEXT DOOR TO A MULE
OH ONE MORNING I WAS ON MY WAY, ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL
RIDING AROUND AND MY BIKE BROKE DOWN, OH WHAT COULD I DO
OUT OF THE BLUE I HEARD A SOUND, I’D NEVER HEARD BEFORE
THERE WAS A MULE AND HE SAID “HOW DO,
I LIVE RIGHT NEXT DOOR.
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HE LOOKED AT ME THROUGH THE BARNYARD FENCE
WITH A CURTSY AND A BOW
HE SAID “I’D BE PLEASED TO TAKE YOU THERE
I’LL TAKE YOU THERE RIGHT NOW”
SO DOWN HE WENT AND UP I CLIMBED AND OFF WE ROAD AWAY
A GIRL AND A MULE ON HER WAY TO SCHOOL
WHAT A LUCKY DAY!
CLIPPITY CLOP, CLIPPITY CLOP
THANK YOU MISTER MULE
CLIPPITY CLOP, CLIPPITY CLOP
I’M ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL
ON THE TRAIL WE PASSED OUR FRIENDS, SUZY AND LOUISE
AND THEN WE SAW OLD GERI MAC
SHE WAS WALKING HER PEKINESE
WITH A BUMP AND A THUMP AND A CLICKETY CLACK
WE FLEW DOWN THROUGH THE TREES
I HELD ON TIGHT WITH ALL MY MIGHT
MY PIGTAILS IN THE BREEZE
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AS WE GALLOPED PAST THE GATE
I HEARD THE SCHOOL BELL CHIME
I WASN’T SURE IF I WAS LATE
BUT WE MADE IT JUST ON TIME
WITH A KISS AND A WAVE I SAID GOODBYE
AND THANK YOU MISTER MULE
AND HE REPLIED WITH A WINK AND A NOD
“I’LL SEE YOU AFTER SCHOOL” 
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MISTER MULE…
 
RAINBOW OF FRIENDS 
PRODUCED BY PILÁR AND MICHAEL HATFIELD